Monday, March 7, 2011

TICK TICK TICK TICK, DO YOU HEAR THAT SOUND CHARLIE ??



That's the sound of your life running out Charlie.
What’s that? Oh, you’re a rock star; you have that kind of internal constitution to endure the drug abuse and beating and threatening women and destroying hotel rooms. Ok, maybe you’re right. I mean why else would all the leaches that surround you keep agreeing with you and feeding your ego? They must be right. I’m sure Heath Ledger, Chris Farley and John Belushi would all agree with you….. if they were still alive. I could keep naming names, of all the people who had it all and ended up residing on the wrong side of the sod, but I would be here all day.
You want to see your future Charlie? Google “ Chris Farley dead picture”, I warn you it ain’t pretty. Watching you and Lindsay Lohan on the news is like watching two trains on the same track heading the same way. It will make for great TV.
I'm not saying I’m perfect, Lord knows when I was a kid, I did plenty of stupid shit. There were times that I was pretty much out control. Then one day I took a good hard look at my life and heard the sound, that annoying little tick, tick, tick sound. The sound that's all around you right now Charlie and getting louder, but your too busy banging porn stars and rocking up the crack pipe to hear it. Here is some sage advise for you Mister Sheen; I wish I would have thought it up, but some guy named Paul penned this a long time ago.


"When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child, but when I became a man, I put away childish things".
 Time to put away those childish things Charlie, before those childish things put you away.

Carlos Irwin Estévez born 9/3/1965
died  ?/?/2011

9 comments:

Rita said...

TICK TICK TICK. That's almost the sound your heart makes when it's not in A-fib, right?

I'm just sayin'.

CnC said...

No Rita, it goes TICK....TICK.TICK......TICK...TICKTICK........TICK......TICK...TICK.TICK.TICK..........TICK......TICK..TICK...........TICK.TICK..TICK............TICK..TICK

CnC said...

OH, I thought u said when Im in Afib, you're right, this time :-)

Rita said...

THIS TIME?????

Timothy Frazier said...

I almost feel sorry for him. But there's another saying, "It could be that the purpose of your life is only to server as a warning to others."

If he doesn't do a 180, at least folks can look at him and see where NOT to go.

CnC said...

Tim, yep I hope at least his kids see where not to go. I see you blogged on the same subject yesterday, I tried to comment on it but I couldnt get thru the capcha deal.

Greybeard said...

Can't happen to Charlie...
HE'S DIFFERENT!

CnC said...

G.B. he is the most different guy I know!
G.B. did you happen to read the Where's Peaches blog? if so I was curious did you ever have a "where's peaches" moment in basic ordid you have more sense than me?

Rita said...

Mark: EVERYONE had more sense than you back in your day. Dad tried to warn you, I remember the lecture of "when they ask you to jump, you ask them how high". It was a lesson you didn't learn. I'm sure GB and Bobby learned that one REAL QUICK.