Friday, March 18, 2011

THE IRONY AND THE ECSTASY

How do you like me now people?
Irony is a funny thing; it seem like the people responsible for and ironic moment, don’t see the irony of their situation even though it’s incredible obvious. The Obama administration is replete with irony.
The latest golden moment was supplied by the coalition of open government groups. A couple of days ago, they were scheduled to give Obama another phony award to go on his mantle along with his other phony awards, no doubt right next to the lame assed award called the Nobel Peace Prize.
The irony of this latest gag-prize award he was supposed to receive was twofold. Not only was the award a reward for running an open and transparent government, being the Obama administration is running one of the most secretive and corrupt administrations since the Clinton cabal, but the best part, wait for it…..
The Obama administration had to postpone the award ceremony at the last minute and it was noted by other writers that” the reason for the postponement was not entirely transparent”.
I know he has had other pressing matters such as ignoring the Middle East Crisis and filling out his NCAA basketball brackets.
There are veins of comedy gold that run throughout the Obama comedy troupe, but none that are richer than the awards that these Obama ass kissers heap on him for no apparent reason.
It was 2 months before he got elected when it is believed that the Noble Booby Prize was decided it would go to him.
Maybe these awards people are psychic and knew Obama would someday go on his world supplication and apology for America tour. Maybe they could see into the future and witness him as he bowed and scraped before the Chinese Communists leaders and despotic Middle East kings. Maybe they saw him make good on his campaign promise and close Gitmo, oh wait that hasn’t happened yet. Well maybe they saw him make good on his campaign promise and end our involvement in Iraq, oh wait that hasn’t happened yet. Well how about Afganist…, oh wait that hasn’t happened yet.

Well no matter, he is a good socialist and that makes him cool with us so lets give him the damned award anyway. I mean if we can give it to the likes of Al Gore and Jimmy Carter, then Obama is at least as worthy as those two.

This latest award for transparency in government, aka the sunshine award is humorous of it’s own accord, but when you compare that with the thousands of documents that have been requested by the public and denied by the Obama administration, the whole thing becomes even more laughable.
I think the only sunshine supplied by this administration, has been delivered up our collective ass!
It’s hard to know who is more laughable these days; the award givers, who have watered down the meaning of their award by giving them to buffoons who clearly have not done anything to deserve them, or the award recipients who accept the awards knowing they got them only for political reasons.
I mean the Nobel Peace Prize to Jimmy Carter and Al Gore and Barrack Obama? Really ? I mean Really??
It’s sorta like when the Academy Awards program has the category for Best Awards Show and gives the award to It’s self. These guys are going to need rotator cuff surgery from patting themselves on the back so much.

I have said before, that they should just give the Nobel Prizes in boxes of Cracker Jacks, but now that I think about it; Cracker Jacks is a great tasting snack and a piece of Americana.


If after chomping down the box of savory caramel popcorn and peanuts and getting to the bottom of the box where the prize is hiding;

 you anxiously tear open the covering and instead of finding the cool plastic magnifying glass or the cardboard puzzle, you find a crummy Nobel Award. ” Sombitch!” you say, “every knucklehead under the sun has one of those”. You throw it in the trash along with the empty Cracker Jack box, walk off and say,
“Wow, what a gyp!”

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