Some funny moments I have seen in years past popped into my cobwebbed memory the other day and I thought I should put them down on electronic paper while I still have some of my faculties left.
As usual, the blog got too wordy so I chopped it up into 6 segments. Most of these things happened before we all started carrying cameras in our phones so these events just exist in my rapidly diminishing mind. Don't know if you will get a chuckle out of any of these little snippets.
It's probably one of those things where you just had to be there.
My Kinda Gal At The County Fair:
Johnson County fair, maybe late 70's. I was going through the Sheriff's exhibit, he had a coke can with a bud of pot on the top. He had it burning so people could smell it. Some girl in her early 20's walks up to the table the deputy was standing behind. She leans in as if she wants to find out how Marihuana smells. The cop holds the can closer to her, she leans in puts her nose about 1 inch above the burning bud, closes one nostril with her finger and takes a giant nose hit from the cop.
It took the cop a few seconds to realize he had been had, his eyes got big and he jerks the can away and just glares at her. She just smiled and walked away.
I had to leave the sheriffs tent before I completely lost it.
That was the ballsyist things I ever saw.
Man I wished I would have gotten her number, she probably would have been a fun date.
2 comments:
What did they expect was going to happen? hell the deputy was probably enjoying the disply and getting a contact high himself.
They were trying to educated parents mostly to what pot smells like. If the cop was high she killed his buzz. I thought that was funny as hell course I was mostly likely buzzed too
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