Friday, May 18, 2012

IT'S A 33 WAY TIE


Going to the track today put a thought in my head. How unfair it is for only one driver to cross that yard of bricks at the conclusion of "The Greatest Spectacle In Racing"? They all want to win, they all should win.  In this era of "fairness" fostered by Dear Leader, Barrack Hussain Obama mmmm mmm mmm. We need to make some changes here at I M S.  We need to widen that famed yard of bricks at the start/finish line and at the conclusion of the Indy 500, the car leading the race should be required by Obama to slow down and let their competitors catch up and cross the finish line together.  Of course many cars don't make it to the last lap, so I M S needs to have wreckers pull what's left of the wrecked cars across the finish line as well.  Also if there is, God forbid, a terrible accident during the race and a driver gets killed, they need to execute the remaining 32 drivers.  After all, it's the fair thing to do. 

3 comments:

Ed Bonderenka said...

Yes, but is it "for the children"?
or is that passe?

lotta joy said...

At the price of gas, they might need to be PUSHED across the finish line.

LOVE the brickyard. I bought my husband a ride-along, then a year later I bought him the "drive alone".

He took the required class, got on his uniform and helmet, then had to do the sardine crawl through the window. That was 12 years ago and he still talks about it.

CnC said...

Ed yeah your right. You gotta throw that angle in.
Joy, I went to the first 2 Brickyards. Havnt been back since. You have to shell out a lot of $$$$$ to get seats where you can see anything, but it's fun being there in person.