CHAPTER ONE
Do’s and Don'ts
Let's begin with the Don’ts:
Don't hike on private property without first getting permission from the landowner.
Don't go hiking without packing the proper supplies.
Don't go hiking in the middle of the I 10 in L. A. during rush hour.
Don't go hiking in a buffalo herd.
Don't go hiking naked through a Super-max prison.
Don't go hiking the Serengeti wearing a suit made of meat.
Oh, yeah one more "don't" and I hate to mention this because I know none of you are actually dumb enough to do this.
Don't go hiking on the border of two countries, one of which is a war zone where armed American soldiers are getting killed by a bunch of freak loser animals and the other country is the terrorist capitol of the world and their leader is a Nazi admiring lunatic with distinct rat-like features.
Unless you have some time on your hands and a million dollars laying around.
3 comments:
I've tried to feel sorry for those guys, but I can't.
Freakin' idiots.
cjh
Gotta agree with you CJ, they are just plain stew pid!
OH MY LORD. I DID feel sorry for these whackos until I just saw a video after their release where they were thankful for their release and wished the same for political prisoners in AMERICA and Iran.
No wonder Achmed, the not so dead terrorist let them go.
The SOBs need to move to Iran permanently! They'll be flying planes into some buildings next.
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