We interrupt our regular programming of the digital form of showing your friends your boring vacation slides, that is my series on my recent trip to DC, to bring you this public service announcement.
Due to recent events you are warned that in the event you are driving through Detroit and you are white and you accidentally hit a black kid, DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT STOP!
Even if it is not your fault do not stop, drive to the nearest safe location, which means get the hell out of Detroit then pull over and call the police.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/04/03/driver-assaulted-by-crowd-after-hitting-boy-clings-to-life/7285575/
Thank you for your attention, we will now resume our regular programming.
Sorry about your luck.
Sorry about your luck.
5 comments:
Probably best to keep driving until you are completely out of Michigan. (Sorry Ed. )
Better yet, don't drive in Detroit. Ever. For any reason whatsoever. At the very least, never get off the interstate.
Well Dave and Rita at least avoid Detroit and Dearborn
Think the prosecutors will add on a hate crime charge? Me neither.Wat if a bunch of white folks beat down a black guy who was not even at fault in a similar situation?
Joe if they do try to add Hate Crime charge, I'm sure Eric Holder will try and step in.
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