So Lois Lerner's latest claim is that she is not as bad as Jeffery Dahmer.
Wow, that is a bold statement. Given her track record with the truth I decided to evaluate the evidence and make my own judgment.
Hmmmm let's see............
Well I don't have any firm evidence but judging from her gaunt look and snooty attitude I would swear Lois Lerner is a Vegan.
Lois Lerner probably a Vegan, bad!
Jeffery Dahmer, a definite meat eater.
Jeffery Dahmer meat eater, good!
Jeffery Dahmer did some very bad things, but Jeffery Dahmer was sent to prison and paid for his crimes. He was even beaten to death by another inmate with a broom handle.
Jeffery Dahmer paying his debt to society and getting beaten to death with a broom stick,
Very good!
Lois Lerner despite being beaten in the face with an ugly stick, survived the attack and seeing how her co-conspirators are in the White House and running the DOJ she will never see the inside of a prison.
Lois Lerner not paying her debt to society and surviving an ugly stick attack,
Very bad!
Jeffery Dahmer was a homosexual, being that it is fashionable to be politically correct, homosexually is very good. Granted Jeffry Dahmer was a homosexual that ate other homosexuals (not the good kind of ate) I can't give Jeff a very good on that. Cannibalism mitigates it somewhat so.
Jeffery Dahmer was a homosexual, with an * for the cannibalism thing = good!
According to Wikipedia Jeffery Dahmer was "a keen tennis player".
Jeffery Dahmer being called a keen tennis player, good!
Lois Lerner was not listed by Wikipedia as a keen tennis player.
Lois Lerner probably not a keen tennis player, bad.
Lois Lerner was not listed by Wikipedia as a keen tennis player.
Lois Lerner probably not a keen tennis player, bad.
Lois Lerner worked for the IRS.
Lois Lerner worked for the IRS, very bad!
So there you have it.
Lois Lerner scored 2 bads and 2 very bads.
Jeffery Dahmer score was 3 goods and 1 very good.
That means Lois Lerner's claim that she is not as bad as Jeffry Dahmer is unfounded.
By my calculations Lois Lerner's is 11 times worse than Jeffery Dahmer.
Bad pick Lois, care to try any other ultra sinister figures from history? You could try digging up Adolf Hitler. Let's see how you do against him.
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She said that? The amount of corruption in this administration has to be setting records. I have always maintained the IRS targeting was probably the most egregious.
yeah she said that the in the same statement where she said she was not sorry for what she did. it caused me to go a little dark on this post.
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