CHAPTER ONE
Do’s and Don'ts
Let's begin with the Don’ts:
Don't hike on private property without first getting permission from the landowner.
Don't go hiking without packing the proper supplies.
Don't go hiking in the middle of the I 10 in L. A. during rush hour.
Don't go hiking in a buffalo herd.
Don't go hiking naked through a Super-max prison.
Don't go hiking the Serengeti wearing a suit made of meat.
Oh, yeah one more "don't" and I hate to mention this because I know none of you are actually dumb enough to do this.
Don't go hiking on the border of two countries, one of which is a war zone where armed American soldiers are getting killed by a bunch of freak loser animals and the other country is the terrorist capitol of the world and their leader is a Nazi admiring lunatic with distinct rat-like features.
Unless you have some time on your hands and a million dollars laying around.
